I opened my water bottle and when I tried to take a sip it just went all over my face and down my chest like is this how people get dehydrated? Like they just forget and then never learn again so they die??
"What’s up?" Usually I’m pooping but I feel like that’s a turn off so I’ll just say "not much you?" lol bc their probs pooping too
*starts a group sext*
boyfriend: what’s for dinner?
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended