when someone asks you for relationship advice
that fufu lame shit, i aint with it
i’ll send some shots at yo fitted
yes im bilingual :) did you know 'rawr' means 'i love you' in dinosaur?
A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”
where are my glasses?
shoutout to mozzarella sticks